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  • Question: How to make friends - Anonymous
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    rubyetc:

    102% of successful friendships are built on

    • food
    • mutual transitory dysphoria and confusion about other people
    • access to one or more cool animals
    • provision of free wifi/relative shelter from the elements. 

    So basically just find someone you like the look of, throw a cake at them. Yell a bit together and then tell them you have free wifi and a house with a dog. 

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put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

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lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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tastefullyoffensive:

[ophilcial]
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cocaineteas:

Thanks Obama.
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tastefullyoffensive:

Introducing “Redneck Retreiver”

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hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

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